Founded on the hallowed principles of higher barking and advanced purring, Degrees for Pets University stands proudly among the world’s most distinguished institutions of pretend academia. Modeled in spirit after our esteemed peers—Harvard, Oxford, and occasionally obedience school—we are dedicated to improving the lives (and résumés) of pets everywhere. Our rigorous curriculum spans from Applied Fetchology to Comparative Nap Studies, ensuring each graduate leaves with both the confidence and the decorative certificate to prove it. Whether your cat is chasing enlightenment or your dog simply needs that final credential to hang over the water bowl, we’re here to make sure every good boy and girl earns the recognition they clearly already believe they deserve.